INTRODUCTION Every time Congress shuts the government down, it’s the same tired play. They posture on camera, cry broke on the floor, and then miraculously find unity just in time for the holiday season. But don’t let the theatrics fool you — this “reopening” ain’t about compassion for workers, veterans, or single moms trying to make rent. It’s about keeping Wall Street calm, corporate profits steady, and your debit card swiping through December. Let’s be real: Congress didn’