WELCOME TO THE RIGGED CASINO Let’s start this Ghetto Philosopher-style, because that’s where the truth flows without the filters: America is a casino. Congress are the dealers. And the stock market? That’s their side hustle. When regular people trade stocks using private information, we call it insider trading . When Congress does something that looks, smells, and acts like insider trading? We call it “disclosure.” We give them 45 days to file paperwork. We slap them with a

INTRODUCTION Every time Congress shuts the government down, it’s the same tired play. They posture on camera, cry broke on the floor, and then miraculously find unity just in time for the holiday season. But don’t let the theatrics fool you — this “reopening” ain’t about compassion for workers, veterans, or single moms trying to make rent. It’s about keeping Wall Street calm, corporate profits steady, and your debit card swiping through December. Let’s be real: Congress didn’

Public documents show the Department of Homeland Security has contracted to purchase a pair of top-of-the-line Gulfstream jets for the secretary and other top officials. Key Points The Department of Homeland Security purchased two Gulfstream G700 jets costing between $172 million and $200 million during the Government Shutdown. The purchase exceeds the Coast Guard's initial $50 million request for one replacement jet, prompting criticism from lawmakers about fiscal responsibi